Tom Segura

Tom Segura is the deadpan storyteller who starts every bit sounding completely reasonable… right before it goes completely off the rails.

Multiple Netflix specials, co-host of Your Mom’s House and 2 Bears 1 Cave, and the guy who can make the darkest, filthiest material feel like a casual conversation.

Expect long, precise stories, zero urgency, and the permanent energy of someone who’s already accepted how messed up everything is and decided to narrate it for the rest of us.